More Intelligent Gamer Commentary: YouTube Users Review The Graveyard

There's nothing like Tale of Tales' the Graveyard. The "game" lasts for roughly 10 minutes, and, at its most basic, players move an old lady to a bench, sit down, listen to a song, and then walk away. There's much more happening narratively, but not everyone sees it that way. They see the basic element and comment and complain. Fucking "gamers."

All of these comments are from various YouTube videos of the title. As a reminder, this is the second time I've put together a list like this. Please check out the first one on Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2.

slayerxman411 said:

"ok i did the demo...while he/she/it was talking i got up and left...at the end of the demo it said.....Purchase the game only $5...this game aslo includes "death". I';m not shitting u it said all of that. it gay"

davidwalz said:

"this was five fucking dollars. what do you expect?
lol more than this shit"

     gasher70 said:

"5 bucks to play the demo again. oh and to also see the other side of gravyard. thats it"

ostrogoth182 said:

"i just tried the demo it sucks ass i was hoping something would hapen like a 100 zombies come out of the ground and tear her apart"

jackus18 said:

"Doesnt even pass as a game"

VFXNinja said: 

"God this "game" looks like shit.
"Look at my pretentious game where you play as an old woman who may or may not die!"
"So is there any real game play?"
"No, not really.'"

ThatValveGamer said:

"Ofcourse, they put "If you enjoyed this game" meaning "We know it's a peice of shit, but if your a dumbass you would give us money to see an old lady die'"

NoThInG1337rofl said:

"Wow, they could make much more money if she got some powers and a bigger map."

Garisonlane said:

"the whole thing is just her walking?!?!? who cares!?!? it's so pointless!! why?!?!?!"

luke15061993 said:

"my friend showed me this game and id never bin so bored in my entire life
who decided to make this seriously what the hell"

     AOKONE said:

     "this is great stuff :P"

arrdeezee said:
"RUN GRANDMA RUNN!"

gingermadman said:

"I'm going to make my own shitty made game, call it art then make money off of it.

It worked for these guys, anyone can do it."

AcidBomber said: 

"wow, this game is so emo. 
only emo people would want to pay for this crap."

RonixEnclave said: 

"I consider games Art. The Vistas you see in games are beautiful. If you can consider the world and nature ART, then you can consider it in a videogame too even while your fragging your mates. This can pass as a game I believe if you are in the right mood , love adventure games, and has a good story about life in general."

     Noonstance said:

     "When your input as the user is completely pointless and it goes exactly as the designer intended  then it's wasting your time in pressing a key. Further, it's just tricking you into the idea your input matters, when it doesn't.

Watching the 'speed run' video is enjoying the art - 'playing' it is just being fooled."

k1ll3rtr0n said: 

"do people seriously like this shit?"

KingMombasa192 said: 

"When I go on Steam I want to play games where you actually do something not pay 5 bucks for shit"

Eisiger said:

"Oh lordy, kids nowadays. Can't see art for what it truly is. Even when people try to break through that cloister that breaks video games and art, you still don't even know what to do when it's finally open to you."

     xanadu6784 said:

     "Not all art is good. There is nothing meaningful separating this game from a short film besides holding down the W key. The trial/ free difference just feels like a money making gimmick, cheapening the experience. My hats off to the developers for trying though, because we learn from our failures. Give me either better specs or a different art direction, camera angles letting me explore your tableau, and a healthy dose of polish and you will get 2 thumbs up from me. As it is, it needs work."

     xXSgtWolfXx said: 
     "Stop trying to sound intellectual, this is a boring game where a bitch wastes 10 minutes of your life and then dies."

FishnChips65 said: 

"Gutelimpa and ShaunRL you guys are so right. This abomination to the video game industry is THE MOST FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT IVE SEEN IN MY LIFE. When I first heard of this I was like, "Oh goody, another scary game" But that was obviously wrong. This can suck my dick. Even ET for the NES stands no chance against this shit!"

And here's my favorite. I believe it perfectly encapsulates all of these comments in only 9 words.

lilsunboy said: 

"i dun understand why anyone would buy this game"

Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 "Infamy" Trailer Sparks Typical Gamer Commentary

The new Call of DOOOOOODIE trailer surfaced last night and elicited not-so-intelligent commentary and discourse among its YouTube fanbase. After combing through pages of comments, most of which contain an unbelievable number of references to "cum" and "jizzing," I figured I'd share a few of the uh...neater...ones.

mrrelentless279: 
this game is going to piss of so many people... why do you ask because its to fucking holy to unwrap when you buy it. i still can't belive you cant prestige untill you hit level 75! thats the olny thing i hate bout the game but hey every game has its flaws and greatnesses... and this game kicks so much ass

yourCRAZY0001:
.....speachless

kaizersosa81:
That boat scene looks like its gonna be a bitch on Veteran... oh well Veteran diffulculty right off the back as always...

Pwnz3rProductions:
OBAMA ON FIRE

r3dark:
modern warfare 2 is much more cinematic with the snowmoblie thing and the boat thing and even the way you get on that vulcan its just fuckin amazing and yes for all how are wondering i too jizzed 
:)cant wait!!!!

fkinflapjacks:

hay terrorist cant take over the white house!

eddypurpus

FUUUUCK ALLL YOU NEEEEEEEEGROS!

IRiShxBaNdiTxxxRaTeD:

Cant fucking wait :) best game of the year FACT.

clo5ure:

disappointed at the DC setting, kind of unbelievable and outrageous

halo81312936:

haha looks like our country gets raped in this game ahhahaahaha

r3dark:
remember when thos guys got hit with the mines....thats how im felling right now....!!!!!BLOWN THE FUCK AWAY!!!!!!!
TEHE!!! PUN

xavier8381:
Speechless... Wow! This is gonna be the game of the year and a new bar is set for upcoming warfare games IW has claimed the battlefield!

IxassasinI

FUKKKKKKKK CANT FUKING WAIT ONE MORE MINUTE...im going crazy!!

T23Gunz:
Game of the Year - Uncharted 2. This is obviously amazing, Uncharted 2 is under rated by the average person, and has 97% avg rating online.

SPARTS3000:
Loooks like somebody Epicely FAILED to protect the united states FRom the hands of Middle East. IM not saying His name!!!!!

Juicenewton248:
i saw the white house, OBAMA BETTER BE A BOSS IN THE CAMPAIGN

NineLivesProduction:
pffff no then the game would fail and we would lose

almonds111133:
BEST TRAILER EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! while everyone was at homecoming tonight i wasn't and i got to see this first yaaaa bitchez!!!!

soccerfan295:
omg i hope obama is in the game

Mustang3813:
Hope so, so he can see what he was done!!

stopterrorismnow21:

obama going to fuck them up the booty hoe

MrSeriopedo:
i have not seen anything special about this game

raulcortez13:
suck a fucking dick and nvr talk shit about thsi game fag

KoGofXG:
Holy fucking shit. November 10th cant come any quicker. Fighting the hojis in DC. they take over the fucking white house

KoGofXG:
poor obama. HAHA!

MrGoose187:

Hella More Better Then Gaylo 3:ODST

darklordoprah:
why is it always so awesome to see the white house on fire? :)

1emonation:
i have a gcse on the teth of november and ill be sat for twos hours hinging to my self, i could be at home right now seeing what infinityward have unleashed on us

rotzlo:

Infinity Ward and Activision are sons of bitches MW2 will be awesome and everywhere they write its comes out 11.november but NOOO these fuckers just bring it out for consoles on 10.november-.- IW YOU SUCK!!!!

DigitallPimp:
Thats because it is better for consoles, more of a recreational thing. Too many nerds on PC's anyway.

Tracerex:
oh please spare me the biblical references. if i wanted high literature i would read a book. its call of duty ffs lets not get ahead of our selves, the story doesnt make sense anyway. the villanous voice over only made me cringe further. plus how could a bunch of third world militia rejects do that!!!

v200x:
Looks shity,bf bd 2 and of looks mucyh better

bigc072004:

....so why are you watching the trailer fagboy?

Final Observation: Anyone who liked the trailer either "jizzed in their pants" or "came 4 times." Anyone who didn't like the trailer is gay, according to the observations of the "jizzers."