Smell the Cheese? Brogamers Hail New Call of Dooooooooodie Modern Warfare 2 Trailer

“‘Sup brogamers! The new Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 trailer aired last night during the Sunday night FOOOOOOTBALLLL(!!) match between the Steelers and the Chargers. It was AWESOME! There were explosions, and people running around in military stuff, and like Bible references, and OMG the music! It had power chords! ROCK ONNNN! Like, words that can accurately describe this monumental achievement in interactive entertainment don’t even exist. I’d make one or two up, but my mind’s still trying to process how AWESOME it was. Ya know what I mean, dawgs? Of course you do! You’ll be standing by bros like me outside of GameStops everywhere on November 10, waiting to slam down s 150 greenbacks for the totally mindblowing Prestige Edition! Recession? Psh. I need my CALL OF DOOOOOOOODIE!”

The paragraph above didn’t seep through the mouth or fingers of another oil-sucking American. I made it up, and snagged the pic from my favorite industry webcomic,VGCats. But modify a few words, swap out brogamers for some hip term tossed around by the white baseball cap-wearing collar-popped social “elite,” and it’s the same dribble splattered across dozens, if not hundreds, of message boards and forums. The beautifully awful gamer prose even rears its worn out mug in news items by game “journalists.” Check out the snippet below from Kombo.com:

“Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 is big. Really big. So big that a new trailer for the game can’t just debut on the internet or on a videogame-oriented program like GameTrailers TV or XPlay. No, only one entity is big enough to hold the awesomeness of Modern Warfare 2 – the National Football League.”

Here’s another from Kotaku Australia:

Read the rest at IPR's Multimedia Blog.

Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 "Infamy" Trailer Sparks Typical Gamer Commentary

The new Call of DOOOOOODIE trailer surfaced last night and elicited not-so-intelligent commentary and discourse among its YouTube fanbase. After combing through pages of comments, most of which contain an unbelievable number of references to "cum" and "jizzing," I figured I'd share a few of the uh...neater...ones.

mrrelentless279: 
this game is going to piss of so many people... why do you ask because its to fucking holy to unwrap when you buy it. i still can't belive you cant prestige untill you hit level 75! thats the olny thing i hate bout the game but hey every game has its flaws and greatnesses... and this game kicks so much ass

yourCRAZY0001:
.....speachless

kaizersosa81:
That boat scene looks like its gonna be a bitch on Veteran... oh well Veteran diffulculty right off the back as always...

Pwnz3rProductions:
OBAMA ON FIRE

r3dark:
modern warfare 2 is much more cinematic with the snowmoblie thing and the boat thing and even the way you get on that vulcan its just fuckin amazing and yes for all how are wondering i too jizzed 
:)cant wait!!!!

fkinflapjacks:

hay terrorist cant take over the white house!

eddypurpus

FUUUUCK ALLL YOU NEEEEEEEEGROS!

IRiShxBaNdiTxxxRaTeD:

Cant fucking wait :) best game of the year FACT.

clo5ure:

disappointed at the DC setting, kind of unbelievable and outrageous

halo81312936:

haha looks like our country gets raped in this game ahhahaahaha

r3dark:
remember when thos guys got hit with the mines....thats how im felling right now....!!!!!BLOWN THE FUCK AWAY!!!!!!!
TEHE!!! PUN

xavier8381:
Speechless... Wow! This is gonna be the game of the year and a new bar is set for upcoming warfare games IW has claimed the battlefield!

IxassasinI

FUKKKKKKKK CANT FUKING WAIT ONE MORE MINUTE...im going crazy!!

T23Gunz:
Game of the Year - Uncharted 2. This is obviously amazing, Uncharted 2 is under rated by the average person, and has 97% avg rating online.

SPARTS3000:
Loooks like somebody Epicely FAILED to protect the united states FRom the hands of Middle East. IM not saying His name!!!!!

Juicenewton248:
i saw the white house, OBAMA BETTER BE A BOSS IN THE CAMPAIGN

NineLivesProduction:
pffff no then the game would fail and we would lose

almonds111133:
BEST TRAILER EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! while everyone was at homecoming tonight i wasn't and i got to see this first yaaaa bitchez!!!!

soccerfan295:
omg i hope obama is in the game

Mustang3813:
Hope so, so he can see what he was done!!

stopterrorismnow21:

obama going to fuck them up the booty hoe

MrSeriopedo:
i have not seen anything special about this game

raulcortez13:
suck a fucking dick and nvr talk shit about thsi game fag

KoGofXG:
Holy fucking shit. November 10th cant come any quicker. Fighting the hojis in DC. they take over the fucking white house

KoGofXG:
poor obama. HAHA!

MrGoose187:

Hella More Better Then Gaylo 3:ODST

darklordoprah:
why is it always so awesome to see the white house on fire? :)

1emonation:
i have a gcse on the teth of november and ill be sat for twos hours hinging to my self, i could be at home right now seeing what infinityward have unleashed on us

rotzlo:

Infinity Ward and Activision are sons of bitches MW2 will be awesome and everywhere they write its comes out 11.november but NOOO these fuckers just bring it out for consoles on 10.november-.- IW YOU SUCK!!!!

DigitallPimp:
Thats because it is better for consoles, more of a recreational thing. Too many nerds on PC's anyway.

Tracerex:
oh please spare me the biblical references. if i wanted high literature i would read a book. its call of duty ffs lets not get ahead of our selves, the story doesnt make sense anyway. the villanous voice over only made me cringe further. plus how could a bunch of third world militia rejects do that!!!

v200x:
Looks shity,bf bd 2 and of looks mucyh better

bigc072004:

....so why are you watching the trailer fagboy?

Final Observation: Anyone who liked the trailer either "jizzed in their pants" or "came 4 times." Anyone who didn't like the trailer is gay, according to the observations of the "jizzers."